Black Swan: ballet + body horror

@sumitsays: Black Swan. If ballet + body horror = inspired, I’m looking forward to flamenco + splatter

I’ve mostly seen Black Swan described as a psychological thriller – a term that I’ve always understood to mean that the protagonist has to use their ingenuity and wits, rather than physical strength, to escape a situation, the threat of violence being more present than violence itself. (Wait Until Dark would be my canonical example.) Black Swan, however, is about a young woman’s descent into dysmorphic insanity. Almost every scene in this film is disturbing in a visceral sense (including those that reveal the phenomenal physical stresses associated with ballet): bodies are flexed, broken, torn up, destroyed and finally reshaped into unsettling new forms. So I’d say it owes more to “body horror” than “psychological thriller”.

Pigeon-holing aside, is it any good? Well, I enjoyed it, though it did lay it on pretty thick. Films that give the audience very few clues about what to believe run the risk of losing their emotional investment, and it would seem that’s the case for some of Black Swan‘s viewers. I found it easy enough to pin myself to the fate of Natalie Portman’s tormented prima ballerina; whether what’s she’s experiencing is “real” or not in some objective sense didn’t matter much to me. I enjoyed the structure, too, with the character’s arc mirroring that of the ballet she’s performing in; Aronofsky mashes it up enough that the ending is satisfyingly resonant rather than hokily obvious. (A personal irritation: Black Swan bears some striking similarities with a novel I plotted but never got round to writing about five years ago. Oh well.)

Incidentally, I’m not kidding about the flamenco-splatter movie. Someone do it. All those scarlet frills…



bad fences make bad neighbours

Another nugget from the Muybridge exhibition, this one from his vast 1878 panorama of San Francisco. This is Charles Crocker’s Spite Fence:

The history of this bizarre construction is probably well-known to locals – and there are several (slightly divergent) accounts on the web – but here’s the short version for the rest of us.

Railroad baron Charles Crocker wanted to build a suitably grandiose pile on top of Nob Hill, next to all his Scrooge McDuck-ish chums. (Nob Hill was well named, given the slang “nob” for rich man, possibly derived from “nabob” – a quick surf suggests the name is not just a coincidence, but I’m not entirely sure about that.) He wanted his mansion to occupy an entire city block – but that ambition was thwarted by an undertaker called Nicholas Yung, who owned a cottage on a critical plot of land and refused to sell up.

Depending on your sympathies and the version of the story you choose to believe, you might consider Crocker to be a plutocratic bully or Yung to be an opportunistic extortioner. But either way, it was stalemate. The vengeful Crocker built a 40-foot tall fence around three sides of Yung’s property, meaning that it only got daylight for a couple of hours a day. Yung was forced to move to another of his properties – but still refused to sell up. Nor would his widow, after his death in 1880. Crocker’s heirs, for their part, refused to remove the fence either. The feud persisted until 1904, when the families set aside their differences, the lot finally changed hands, the fence was dismantled and Crocker’s vision was finally realised. For all of two years. Then the San Francisco Earthquake flattened it.

According to this site, you can still see two granite stripes in the sidewalk where the Spite Fence used to stand, just to the west of the corner of Taylor and Sacramento Streets behind Grace Cathedral. There does seem to be something there on Street View, although it’s difficult to be entirely sure that it’s not just a different type of paving. The crossover on the corner is confusing too:


There’s more that I wanted to say about spite fences, but I think I’ll pause here for a moment just to marvel at how far we’ve come in 130-odd years. It took Muybridge an entire day to take one pictures of this spot for his panorama, on a huge and unwieldy glass negative that had to be developed carefully but quickly with noxious chemicals. Now I can sit at home eight-and-a-half-thousand kilometres away and check out the same location at my leisure – in full colour, in far more detail and from a huge number of angles. I know I ought to be blasé about this by now, but I’m not. It’s fucking amazing living in the future.

enemy combatants

Went to see the Tate’s exhibition of photographs by Eadward Muybridge on Sunday. Muybridge was the photographer who invented split-second photography and thus paved the way for moving pictures – famously to resolve the question of whether all four of a horse’s feet ever leave the ground at the same time. (They do.)

It was an interesting exhibition, but so much has previously been said about Muybridge that I can’t add much here, except to observe that Muybridge’s efforts to capture locomotion – a very Newtonian phenomenon – must have offered the first glimpse of the quantised future that lay ahead. Fascinating.


The Horse In Motion - Eadward Muybridge, 1878


Other aspects of Muybridge’s career were much less familiar to me, including his work as a kind of proto-Ansel Adams photographing Yosemite National Park and a later stint as a would-be war photographer during the1872-1873 Modoc War. It doesn’t sound like Muybridge had much success in getting close to the action: most of his pictures of warlike Native Americans were staged with members of a completely different tribe to the Modocs. The authentic pictures he did get were rather less dramatic:

Modoc Women - Eadward Muybridge, 1873

One of the exhibits was a page of engravings based on Muybridge’s pictures, used as illustrations to accompany an article on the War in Harper’s Weekly of 21 June 1873. This passage caught my eye:

What to do with the captured Modocs is now an embarrassing question. It is held by the military authorities at Washington that the Modocs could not surrender as “prisoners of war” in sense known to nations where war is declared in accordance with constituted forms. Not having been so received, they are not entitled to considerations as prisoners of war.

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose, eh?

the well-tempered icicle: frozen minimalism and joik bass

@sumitsays: the well-tempered icicle: frozen minimalism and joik bass @somersethouse

So on Sunday I went to see Norwegian musician Terje Isungset playing one of a series of half-hour concerts on musical instruments made entirely from ice. The concert was in a geodesic dome on the Thames-facing terrace of Somerset House, just big enough to include a small stage, the mixing desk and a couple of dozen audience-members. I think numbers were also kept low to avoid heating up the instruments – they’re clearly finely tuned and even slight melting would probably erode their sound. To that end, there was an “ice roadie” who took them out of coolboxes only for long enough to play a particular song; none of them remained out for the entire concert. He was apparently the same chap who carves the ice out of a frozen lake somewhere in northern Norway and had driven the instruments all the way to London for the shows.


For this reason, and because photography was forbidden during the actual concert, I can’t show you what the instruments actually looked like. They were all percussion except for a large wide-mouthed horn: dangling chimes, a marimba and cylindrical ice hammers used to extract a variety of sounds from ice blocks. Apparently stringed ice instruments have also been played at ice music festivals in Norway and Italy, but none were in evidence at the show I attended. Most of these made the kinds of sounds that you might expect: ethereal, fragile and pure – at least once they had been amplified using what looked like highly directional microphones. But there was one big surprise: an ice block with a thin flap carved out of one side to make a resonator that emitted a booming bass that would have made any dubstepper proud.

As to the music, a number of the pieces were based around repeated melodic figures and wordless vocals, inviting obvious comparisons to Philip Glass et al. But there was also a more trip-hoppy number (on which the bass block was put to good effect) complete with sing-song rap – it might not have actually been joik, but it was suitably evocative of the far north. So was much of the concert, in fact, though it was hard to tell if that was because of the ambience, the music or (most likely) the combination of the two. The final piece, which drew on samples from previous performances and the afore-mentioned horn, was more abrasive – on the noisy end of the ambient spectrum, culminating in a inchoate roar – a dramatic climax to an appropriately impermanent musical experience.

Here’s a short documentary clip about the making of the instruments and the music – mostly not in English, but it doesn’t really matter. There’s also an interview with Insungset on Radio 4’s Today programme here.

Icemusicfestival 2010 from Icemusic on Vimeo.


Facts, Not Opinions: A visit to the Kirkaldy Testing Museum

The Tay Bridge was a wonder of the Victorian age when it opened in June 1878:  the longest in the world, it earned its creator, Thomas Bouch, a knighthood. “A big bridge for a small city,” said visiting US president Ulysses S Grant. Dundee, on the north side of the Firth of Tay in eastern Scotland, was indeed a small city, and the Fife suburb at the bridge’s southern end was more obscure still.

The bridge, however, was a construction to stand among the Victorian landmarks we still admire today – but it didn’t stand for long. A violent storm shook the bridge on 28 December 1879, leading to the collapse of its central section – and plunging a train that had been crossing at the time into the frigid waters of the Tay, along with its 75 doomed passengers.

The disaster provoked an outpouring of national grief and has gone down in history – not least for the infamous commemorative poem by William McGonagall, often feted as Britain’s worst poet:

“Oh! Ill-fated bridge of the silv’ry Tay
I now must conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay
That your central girders would not have given way
At least many sensible men do say
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses
At least many sensible men confesses
For the stronger we our houses build
The less chance we have of being killed.”

Appalling though his poem is, McGonagall is broadly correct about the cause of the disaster. It was evident that the disaster was a mechanical failure, not an Act of God: but who was to blame?

One of those called in to investigate was David Kirkaldy, an engineer who originally hailed from Dundee. Kirkaldy, born in 1820, had dedicated his life to testing the strength of materials used in engineering – initially as a consultant with a Glasgow-based firm and subsequently at his own purpose-built laboratory, situated at what is now the Kirkaldy Museum of Testing at 99 Southwark Street in London – which I visited last Sunday, thanks to a tip-off from the indispensible IanVisits (who blogged about his 2008 trip to the Museum here).


Kirkaldy installed a colossal testing machine in the Southwark premises; it’s still in situ – and still in working order. Nearly fifty feet in length, its 116 tons rest on steel girders that are in turn supported by thick brick pillars (the inevitable question being: who tested the girders to make sure they were up to the job?). It’s a formidable machine that dwarfs the rest of the museum’s motley collection of testing apparatus, including devices for testing the tensile strength of wires, the crush resistance of concrete briquettes and even the durability of parachute webbing.

Why such a huge machine? There was no point testing small samples, since there was no guarantee that the material would be homogeneous. The aim was to test entire components of a bridge or other megastructure – and such huge components could only be accomodated by a huge machine. A photograph in the museum that now stands on the site shows a number of massive bridge spars (that’s unlikely to be the correct term), one of which has sheared cleanly into two pieces – siblings to the spars later used to build Hammersmith Bridge across the Thames.

This was destructive testing, intended to explore the outer limits of what the components could stand. Kirkaldy’s machine applied colossal forces to samples being tested, being rated at up to a thousand pounds per square inch of compression or tension. (It was hydraulically powered using high-pressure water from the London-wide network operated by the London Hydraulic Power Company from 1883 right up until 1977 – sounds like an interesting story in itself.) Not every component could be tested in this way, of course, but it was hoped that sporadic testing would identify dud batches of components.

The committee investigating the Tay Bridge disaster found that the bridge had collapsed because of a combination of design flaws, shoddy maintenance and poor quality construction. The iron columns supporting the highest part of the bridge were weak and variably cast, as were some of the lugs that held together the bridge’s bracing bars. Kirkaldy found that these lugs failed at about 20 tonnes of load, rather than the 60 needed to withstand high winds.

Thomas Bouch, the bridge’s designer, seemed to have paid scant if any attention to the strain that storms would place on the structure, with disastrous results. The inquiry’s damning evidence destroyed his reputation and dashed his hopes of winning the commission to build an even longer bridge across the Firth of Forth, just south of the Firth of Tay. (The Forth Bridge ultimately became the first to be made entirely out of steel, the wonder material of the late Victorian age.) If this were a work of fiction, the affair would would have made Kirkaldy’s name.

But in fact, he seems already to have been well established, having never needed to advertise for business after the initial launch of the Southwark testing house. Repeat business and word of mouth kept it busy not just in Kirkaldy’s own lifetime, but in his son’s and grandson’s too. Part of the key to its success was Kirkaldy’s meticulous record-keeping, so that the results of a test could be verified many years later. He noted the details in ledgers that he kept in a fire-proof safe in his office, where it still stands today – underneath an exquisite diagram of a ship which won Kirkaldy a gold medal for draftsmanship, and opposite his battered armchair and rather stern portrait. The portrait is modern, extrapolated from a contemporary engraving, but the museum volunteers like to think that it captures him rather well.

Kirkaldy was reputedly a dour and obstinate man, the kind of person who brooked little dissent and deferred to nobody. (“Take away his beard,” one museum volunteer told us, “and you pretty much have Gordon Brown.”) Perhaps his attitude was defensible; the lab’s motto – inscribed in stone above its entrance – was “Facts Not Opinions”, and Kirkaldy seems to have stuck to it pretty rigorously. On the upper floor of the testing house, he kept a “Museum of Fractures”, which from surviving photographs would seem to have been an exhaustive collection of broken pieces of metal. One suspects that those who accepted an invitation to view it might soon have regretted doing so.

Kirkaldy’s brute-force approach to materials science might seem crude, and his meticulous approach almost obsessive. But the painstaking work that he and his peers did laid the foundations for modern materials science and mechanical engineering. Unproven new materials, such as steel, could not have become ubiquitous without exhaustive tests to demonstrate their properties and ensure their suitability. As time went on and quality control improved, it became possible to test smaller samples, ultimately rendering Kirkaldy’s giant machine redundant – although not until well into the twentieth century.

And all this means that there were no excuses for those who failed to take the proper precautions when designing vast new engineering projects, like Thomas Bouch. There’s a copy of Rudyard Kipling’s 1935 poem “The Hymn of Breaking Strain”  in the Museum:

The careful text-books measure
(Let all who build beware!)
The load, the shock, the pressure
Material can bear.
So, when the buckled girder
Lets down the grinding span,
The blame of loss, or murder,
Is laid upon the man.
Not of the Stuff – the Man!

This must have made Kirkaldy enemies – perhaps that’s why his obituary supposedly terms him “the best-hated man in England”. But the travelling public had ample reason to be grateful to him. Over the next few decades, heavy engineering became less of an art and more of a science: because it was based on facts, not opinions.

On the word ‘eperopolis’, almost 2 years ago

Term coined in the 1960s by Greek city planner Constantinos Doxiadis to mean a continent-spanning city. Doxiadis predicted that, given contemporary trends in urban development, a European eperopolis which would grow out of the “Blue Banana”, a corridor of urbanisation that stretches from northern England to Milan. (He later became more ambitious and invented the word “ecumenopolis” to mean a world-spanning city.)

On the word ‘ecumenopolis’, almost 2 years ago

Ecumenopolis (from Greek: οικουμένη, meaning world, and πόλις (polis) meaning city, thus a city made of the whole world; pl. ecumenopolises or ecumenopoleis) is a word invented in 1967 by the Greek city planner Constantinos Doxiadis to represent the idea that in the future urban areas and megalopolises would eventually fuse and there would be a single continuous worldwide city as a progression from the current urbanization and population growth trends.

On the word ‘sky island’, about 2 years ago

“Sky islands are mountains in ranges isolated by valleys in which other ecosystems are located. As a result, the mountain ecosystems are isolated from each other, and species can develop in parallel, as on island groups such as the Galápagos Islands.”

So says Wikipedia, and there’s a conservation group dedicated to preserving these evocatively-named habitats (as well as the rather more obscure “desert seas”). But new research suggests that sky islands might not really exist …

On the word ‘comash’, over 2 years ago

“The novelist Will Self: ‘Prose has its own musicality, and the more notation the better. I like dashes, double dashes, comashes and double comashes just as much.’ Comashes? A search in books found only a historical reference to an export from the Levant, which may have been a type of stocking or stocking material; a Web search was almost as unrewarding but did find a note that a comash is a comma followed by a dash: “,—�?. Its name is so rare we may presume Will Self invented it. The stop was once common in English prose, going back at least to the First Quarto of Shakespeare’s Othello, printed in 1622 (“I’le tell you what you should do,— our General’s wife is now the General�?). It could appear in pairs to mark a parenthesis (hence double comashes) where we would now use just a pair of dashes. Its usual name is comma dash.”