Want:
The Globestone™ entertains while stimulating your children’s geographic curiosity, allowing for greater creative play than jigsaw or wipe-clean globe toys. Traditionally, rotatably mounted, the Globestone™ is a featureless blue magnetised sphere, & comes in a box containing all the countries of the world (larger states on a piece each, smaller ones grouped into handy-sized coagula such as mitteleuropa).
Pity it doesn’t exist. But I bet it will soon.